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How to Play Crazy Cattle 3D

Quick guide to get you started

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Use WASD/Arrow Keys to move your sheep around the map

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Use your mouse to control camera direction

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Press Space to jump or ram into other sheep

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Use Shift to sprint for faster movement

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Knock other sheep off the map by ramming into them

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Avoid touching fences and edges - they'll eliminate you instantly

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Study the terrain and use momentum to your advantage

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Sometimes letting other sheep eliminate each other is the best strategy

Crazy Cattle 3D Information

Crazy Cattle 3D

Welcome to Crazy Cattle 3D, a battle royale rage game that combines physics with chaos and skill with strategy. Control your explosive sheep across three unique environments as you master momentum, use terrain advantages, and fight to become the last sheep standing!

Game Mechanics

  • Revolutionary Physics Engine

Crazy Cattle 3D introduces a groundbreaking physics engine specifically designed for authentic sheep movement and explosive collisions. Your sheep will explode if knocked over by another sheep, creating moments of hilarious frustration as sheep bounce, fly, and tumble across various arenas. The physics are intentionally chaotic - learning to control your momentum is key to victory!

  • Battle Royale Mayhem

Fight with up to 100 other sheep in an all-out physics war! Knock other sheep off the map by ramming into them, but watch out for fences and edges - touching them means instant elimination. The game displays information about eliminated sheep at the top of the screen, with your remaining opponents shown in the bottom left corner.

  • Three Unique Environments

Each location in Crazy Cattle 3D (Ireland's hills, Iceland's volcanoes, and New Zealand's mountains) features distinctive terrain that fundamentally changes how you approach combat and survival. Earn trophies for each map you complete, displayed in the bottom right of your screen. Each map has different scenery and varying sheep counts, requiring you to adapt your strategy.

First released in 2024, Crazy Cattle 3D offers cross-platform play and is available as a free download for Windows, macOS, and Linux. Unlike many modern games, Crazy Cattle 3D focuses entirely on player skill rather than unlocks or upgrades.

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Game Features

  • โœ“ Revolutionary physics engine for authentic sheep movement and explosive collisions
  • โœ“ Battle royale with up to 100 explosive sheep fighting to be the last one standing
  • โœ“ Three unique environments: Ireland, Iceland, and New Zealand with distinct terrain
  • โœ“ Skill-based advancement with no pay-to-win mechanics
  • โœ“ Cross-platform multiplayer allowing you to rage with friends on any device
  • โœ“ Rage-inducing physics that create the perfect balance of frustration and fun
  • โœ“ Customizable sheep with hundreds of accessories and outfits
  • โœ“ Free-to-play with no in-app purchases required

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Player Reviews

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Based on 5 reviews
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CattleEnthusiast
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"This has the best main character ever, his urge to kill other cattle is bewildering, he is a villain yet one all loves. The cattle has the best physics I ever saw, as if they are real. The graphics are 100/100, they can run on all PC and still looks life like."

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PackGod
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"This is the best game I played! I'm packing this up! The pinnacle of media. Absolute peak entertainment. The introduction of numerous locations creates a fulfilling experience filled with enjoyment as much as with competition."

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BattleRoyaleFan
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"I can't believe they made goat simulator battle royale, really fun! One of the best games of all time. Please add multiplayer and MAYBE console support if possible, but still a breathtaking game. Overall a 10/10."

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SheepWhisperer
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"Truly the best sheep game that I have ever played! I don't usually do game reviews but I really wanted to give my feedback. Add different breeds of sheep based on their location, and special abilities for each breed would be cool to see too!"

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GameChanger2023
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"CrazyCattle3D is one of those games that happens once every 100 cyber years and changes EVERYTHING. Look, to put it simply, there's a reason IGN has given CrazyCattle3D a 10/10."

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